Chat reblogged from Rising with 77 notes
Everyone Should Have at Least one REALLY Slutty Friend; They have the best stories.
- M: What have you been up to?
- H: I'm loving my new job since I got fired from my last.
- M: Fired?
- H: Yeah. For having sex in the bathroom.
- M: Whaaat?
- H: I had a 15 minute break! Found a guy on Grindr.
- M: Really??
- H: Want to know how I got caught?
- M: What, did you boss walk in on you?
- H: No, he slipped on my cum and got a concussion.
